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▓█I'm sarcastic. I'm a smartass. I'm a bitch

♥ ♪ Despite all that, people love me ♪♥

Created on 2005-01-17 17:49:45 (#5798299), last updated 2006-08-28

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Name:	Nikky The Pacfic Islander &hearts;
Location:	Dover, New Hampshire, United States
Website:	myspace!

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a real friend isn't the person that's nice to your face;
it's the person that's nice behind your back.

I'm pretty adhd as you can tell::

</td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr>

You are 10% geek

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Fortune Sign Generator

i spent my whole life trying to be well known; now i walk around in big sunglasses hoping nobody will recognize me

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I can be as open as a book or as reserved as the CIA. More often than not, I am open. I will tell you what's on my mind, the color of my underwear, and if something looks totally hideous on you. I'm brutally honest. Some find it offensive. Most find it refreshing. I find it humorous. I'm sarcastic. I'm a smartass. I'm a bitch. Despite all that, people love me. I know how to make people laugh.

although i can be immature and fun. there is a time and a place for everything. and the reason most of you find me a bitch is because i am mature about things others arent. finding humor in rape.. that is immature. rape is a serious thing. saying "but getting raped by a clown is funny" is very immature to me. being rude to substituite teachers and speaking while others are speaking is annoying. i hate when people around me talk when i'm trying to be educated. i didn't come to school to listen to what you are wearing to the spring fling. i hate when people are disrespectful to elders. and when people make fun of other's for their values and beliefs. i am a bitch in the way that i stand up for what i believe in and i will not tolerate people being such brats. people who laugh about rape. make fun of people because of their incapabilities or their tendencies. it just really bothers me.

My invisible friends name is winky merryweather
my friends say i should act my age.. what's my age again? what's my age again?
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♥♥62705♥♥ PAUL YOU ARE AMAZING I LOVE YOU ;; ♥♥
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when i grow up. i plan to write for newsweek.
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mmkay amber: everyytimeee my mother sees a pic of jessica alba shes like "NIKKY!"
mmkay amber: i love my biiggg sisstterrr

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[incorrect date. 1/28/06]

you get guys because your a slut
I get them because I have a pretty face
& a personality to go with it

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Whats a soul mate? well, it's like a best friend but more,
its the one person in the world who knows you better
than anyone else. Its someone who makes you a better
person, but actually they don't make you a better person
you do that yourself, because they inspire you. A soul
mate is someone you carry with you forever. It's the one
person who knew you and accepted you and believed in
you before anyone else did, or when no one else would.
And no matter what happens, you'll always love them.
Nothing can ever change that; 62705; i love you pajato

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when it comes down to it, i let them think what they want.
if they just care enough to bother with what i do,
then i'm already better then them anyway
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My friends would really like to call me: snickerdoodle

Pocahontas: It would've been better if we'd never met. None of this would have happened.
John Smith: Pocahontas, look at me. I would rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you.

mmkay amber: i likea your opinons
mmkay amber: go be a journalist
mmkay amber: make lots $$$$ and enjoy your work

haha he didnt pick her over me. he picked her because i was taken.

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I love making a total ass of myself in a room full of other people making asses of themselves. Get to know me. Overall, I'm a fun person.

You scored as stan. you are the sensible one. you will help nearly any one who needs it and you learn your lesson every time you make a mistake

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stan

94%

butters

63%

mr maccay (soz bout my spelling)

44%

craig

44%

cartman

38%

tweak

31%

kyle

31%

kenny

13%

which south park character r u?
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People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest person with the biggest ideas can be
shot down by the smallest person with the smallest mind.
Think big anyway.
What you spend years building may
be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help but may attack if you help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you have
and you might get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
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My Care Bear Name is Bitch - a - LotLines Sign Generator

the Idiot Savant
(42% dark, 65% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 27% on darkness
You scored higher than 93% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 85% on vulgarity

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Enneagram Test Results

Type 1	Perfectionism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	42%
Type 2	Helpfulness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Type 3	Image Focus	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	78%
Type 4	Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%
Type 5	Detachment	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Type 6	Anxiety	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Type 7	Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	82%
Type 8	Aggressiveness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	78%
Type 9	Calmness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	38%

Your main type is 7
Your variant is sexual

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You pale at the execution of child killers, but defend the killing of unborn children as an expression of choice.

You think trees have feelings, animals can conceptualize and the fetus is a blob of protoplasm.

You are convinced that Frank Capra films and Norman Rockwell paintings are lies and distortions but "Platoon," "Dances with Wolves" and "Thelma and Louise" are realistic

You think a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority, while sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are values-neutral.

You think marriage is obsolete - except for homosexuals.

You believe homosexuality is genetically determined, but fascism and spouse abuse aren't.

You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

You consider the Catholic bishops noble and idealistic when they oppose capital punishment and welfare cuts but dangerous fanatics trying to legislate their theology when they defend the right to life.

You are convinced that proponents of welfare reform hate the poor and opponents of affirmative action hate minorities, but AIDS activists who bash the Pope and People for the American Way types who go psycho over Protestant "fundamentalists" are guardians of democracy.

You attribute every minority problem to entrenched, institutional racism and the legacies of slavery and segregation.

You think the black middle class is a myth created by Republicans.

You don't understand all of the whining about affirmative action and are more than willing to sacrifice someone else's employment or education opportunity to assuage your guilt.

You see no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy, judicial leniency and surging crime rates, or addiction and an entertainment industry that glorifies drug abuse. But you believe Ronald Reagan is responsible for everything horrible that's happened in the past quarter-century.

You think those child-abusing, religious fanatics at Waco had it coming but the illegal immigrants roughed up by California deputies - after leading them on a high-speed chase - are the victims of the decade.

You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.

You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."

You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."

You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.

You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."

You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.

You've named your kids "Stardust" or "Moonbeam."

You've tried to argue that all of societies problems are based on the fact that McDonald's, by law, only has to pay $5.15/hr.

You utter the phrase "There ought to be a law" at least once a week.

You have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".

You find yourself nodding vigorously and saying "someone finally said it right" during an episode of Oprah.

You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a conversation.

You know you never laughed as a kid, the world was in just too bad a shape.

Your friends told you how much fun you had at the Phish show, but your not sure what year you saw them.

You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating that your bags are subject to inspection.

You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".

You've referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic, lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous personnel".

You argued that a few more months of sanctions and Sadam Hussein would have folded like rookie poker player.

You know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies."

You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for the women of this country!"

You blame things on "The Man."

You believe that Bart Simpson only needs a little more affection.

You argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian society.

You've ever called the meter maid a fascist.

You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized militias.

You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.

You've ever referred to "the glass ceiling."

You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this important."

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian budget cuts."

You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good work.

You think that Al Gore macherena thing was a laugh riot.

You feel that Greenpeace is misunderstood.

You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have any bearing on doing his job?"

You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.

You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.

You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.

You would rather have Bill Clinton make your investments than Fidelity.

You've never had to worry about marginal tax rates.

You have to use the term "mean spirited" in every sentence when talking about welfare reform.

You actually expect to collect Social Security.

You got teary eyed during the film "The American President."

You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.

You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.

You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.

You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.

You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.

You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.

You know at least one vegan.

You think that the Teamsters are misunderstood.

You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard).

You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heros.

You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.

You actually think that poverty can be abolished.

You admire the Swedish welfare system.

You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.

You think that pornography corrupts women, but find nothing wrong with a 50 year old president seducing a 21 year old intern.

You want to know why we don't offer schooling in prisons (hey, isn't that what public schools are for?).

You tout the NAACP, but criticize anyone referring to a black man as a "colored person."

You feel that banning smoking in public indoor places limits your constitutional rights.

You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.

You've named your kids with hyphenated first and last names.

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were only willing to redistribute their wealth.

You've ever referred to someone as a "bigot" or "Nazi".

You support diversity, as long as others agree with you.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "you hypocrite".

You answer to "No One".

You support PETA and Greenpeace, but still eat beef, fish, lamb, and wear leather garments.

You protest your neighbor clearing their yard of weeds.

You only let your kids watch PBS and listen to NPR.

You scream at the thought of agreeing with a Republican.

You've argued that Western values are no values.

You agree that all the world's problems can be traced back to white Anglo-Saxon men taking advantage of others.

You really think that guns kill people. Not people kill people.

You've ever said "reduce paper, save a tree".

You donate money because it makes you "feel good".

You don't mind contributing 4 months of your salary to the government. You're only sorry it can't be more.

You think people who make above minimun wage are rich and should be taxed at 90 percent.

You blame the Republicans for rainy weather.

You ever said, "differently abled" when you mean "crippled."

You think Newt Gingrich should be dipped in gravy train and fed to a pack of ravenous poddles.

You think heterosexual love is a male chauvinist plot to oppress women.

You ever referred to someone's GI Joe figurines and matching tac nukes as "war toys."

You think Al Franken is actually funny, but Rush Limbaugh is not.

You own an espresso maker, a cusinart, a vibrator, and a heated water bed and yet oppose off shore oil drilling and the construction of nuclear power plants.

You think that Doctors should be made into government bureaucrats, but that lawyers should not.

You can't write or speak the word "he" without following it with, "or she."

You think the phrase, "separation of church and state" is contained in the Constitution.

You think Michael Moore makes good documentaries.

You think organically grown vegetables are worth the higher price.

You think that pouring blood on a $1,500 fur coat is a sure-fire way to get your message across, but if anyone protests outside an abortion clinic, they're extremists...

You think the New York Times is fair and balanced, but Fox News is ultra right-wing...

You think homophobia is a far worse social disease than herpes.

You speak out on the "evils of corporate America" but spend a great deal of your time at Starbucks.

You think anyone who doesn't find Will & Grace funny is a homophobe.

You look at Yassir Arafat as a "man of peace".

You think that Bush is a flip-flopper, but Kerry is the epitome of consistancy.

You're proud to be a Democrat and pass these jokes on to your Democrat friends...